May 2013
i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away
TRYING TO GET A JOB AFTER COLLEGE
howdoiputthisgeekily:
Feels like:
foodtrucker:
foodtrucker:
what did the mom mountain say to the teenager mountain
“I don’t need that altitude from you!!”
rnackenzie:
how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
poopflow:
catswithbenefits:
catswithbenefits:
i hate it when people tell jokes at prom because the punch line is always too long
GET IT!!?! like the line to get punch!!! HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAhAHA i cry myself to sleep
this joke was destined to suck from start to finish
“I don’t know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to...”
– Bill Cosby (via quote-book)
“And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you...”
– Haruki Murakami (via piiss)
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
purgatorydean:
do i detect a hint of irony there google chrome
