i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away
TRYING TO GET A JOB AFTER COLLEGE
howdoiputthisgeekily: Feels like:
foodtrucker: foodtrucker: what did the mom mountain say to the teenager mountain “I don’t need that altitude from you!!”
rnackenzie: how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
poopflow: catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: i hate it when people tell jokes at prom because the punch line is always too long GET IT!!?! like the line to get punch!!! HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAhAHA i cry myself to sleep this joke was destined to suck from start to finish
I don’t know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to...– Bill Cosby (via quote-book)
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sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
purgatorydean: do i detect a hint of irony there google chrome